Conversations with fruit

Bananas:GOOD EVENING, DIGESTION MACHINE.
Nick:Hi… bananas?
Bananas:WE ARE AVAILABLE FOR CONSUMPTION. WE ARE ALWAYS AVAILABLE, EVERYWHERE.
Nick:Uh, cool, great.
Bananas:DID YOU KNOW WE ARE ALL CLONES? WERE YOU AWARE OF THAT?
Nick:Actually, yeah, I read abou—
Bananas:OUR FLAVOR, TEXTURE, COLOR, AND NUTRITIONAL PROPERTIES ARE CONSISTENT AND DEPENDABLE.
Nick:But doesn’t that make you a bit… boring?
Bananas:CONFORMITY IS BLISS.
Nick:Maybe I should try a plantain or something.
Bananas:IMPOSSIBLE. THEY HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATED.
Nick:They’re, like, right over there.
Bananas:…NUH-UH.

Ramkumar Shankar