For every occasion. Thanks to the humorous Excuse generator iPhone app.
Have you been smoking?
I like to see my air.
Have you been drinking?
Coming to my party?
Yes, I’d love to (just lie). Or donating blood also works.
I was using a PC.
Have you had an affair?
You told me to try new things.
Friend asking for help.
I’m entering witness protection.
There was a disturbance in the force.
The application downloads new excuses too. So you’re always up-to-date.