For every occasion. Thanks to the humorous Excuse generator iPhone app.

Have you been smoking?
I like to see my air.

Have you been drinking?
Jesus drank.

Coming to my party?
Yes, I’d love to (just lie). Or donating blood also works.

Homework late.
I was using a PC.

Have you had an affair?
You told me to try new things.

Friend asking for help.
I’m entering witness protection.

Forgot anniversary.
There was a disturbance in the force.

The application downloads new excuses too. So you’re always up-to-date.

Ramkumar Shankarexcuses, iphone