I’m the Foursquare mayor of this goddamn Safeway, people, you better believe it. And if you don’t believe it, I’ve got my mayorship badge right here on my iPhone screen, posers. And if you don’t believe THAT I’ve got a genuine email from Foursquare in my Hotmail inbox, losers. Read it and weep.
— Erin Glaser for McSweeney’s, explaining what being a Foursquare mayor is all about.
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